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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

ferelden:

do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

rneerkat:

saladbrain:

rneerkat:

this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

why didnt i see this coming

it’s not even a full show yet but i really want to cosplay garnet from steven universe ok

whitekitestrings:

instant favorite character there was no contest amethyst has stolen my heart

also psyched cause this show is gonna be Fucking Awesome

The film is already rumored to be one month behind schedule just five days into shooting.

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum